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Rev. Beergoggles |
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- If you set your expectations low enough this site is exactly where you want to be.
Ten minutes and a baseball bat, that's all I want.
"Everybody has to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another drink." --W.C. Fields "I belive I'll join you" -- Rev. Beergoggles |
A short word about spam.
Don't send me any unless you want a free server security check.
Sending me spam will result in a minimum of 1Gig of data pulled from
your server.
Repeat the spamming and things will get much much worse.
NEWS FLASH:
IAW Public Law No: 108-187 the sending of spam in the United States
is now a felony.
As such you may face criminal charges for your actions, seizure of
your assets,
or loss of connectivity. Furthermore countries such as China have decided
to
enforce the letter of this law. (Yea.. I checked for flying pigs
also).
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Any person who initiates the transmission, to a protected computer
in the United States, of an unsolicited commercial electronic mail message,
with knowledge and intent that the message contains or is accompanied by
header information that is materially false or materially misleading shall
be fined or imprisoned for not more than 1 year, or both, under this title.
For purposes of this subsection, header information that is technically
accurate but includes an originating electronic mail address the access
to which for purposes of initiating the message was obtained by means of
false or fraudulent pretenses or representations shall be considered materially
misleading.
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Cool logo from IMBJR! |
And now for the BEER.
My pub of choice is Tapwerks although their webpage stinks the beer is overpriced and the patrons aren't near rowdy enough it's still a good place to tie one on.
Beers- This list will grow slowly as I peel labels from bottles and myself from the bar floor.
Alas quite a few of my beers come from
the tap, so labels aren't gonna cut it now are they. The pub frowns
on my snagging taps.
For the unknowing, OK+ means the beer is (supposedly) higher than 3.2% in Oklahoma. I think of it as a good warning sign as any beer that bows to this states ridiculous beverage laws has lost all hope.
Some locally available beers:
Australia | % | Color | Brew | BEERMETER |
Cooper's Sparkling Ale | 5.8% | Pale | Ale | |
Fosters Lager | 4.9% | Pale | Lager | |
Two Dog's Rasberry | 4.2% | Pale | Ale |
Belgium | % | Color | Brew | BEERMETER | Comments |
Abbaye De Floreffe DoubleCuvee | 7.0% | Dark | Trappiste Ale | Dunno. Got that soap taste to me. | |
Bellevue Framboise | 5.2% | Amber | Lambic | ||
Bellevue Kriek | 5.2% | Pale | Lambic | ||
Chimay Cinq Cents | 8.0% | Pale | Trappiste Ale | ||
Chimay Premier | 7.0% | Amber | Trappiste Ale | ||
Hoegaarden White | 5.0% | Pale | Wheat | I like Konig Ludwig Weiss just a smidge better | |
Leffe Blond | 6.6% | Pale | Wheat | ||
Lindeman's Framboise | 4.0% | Amber | Lambic | DAMN, this is as close to CoolAid as beer can get! | |
Lindeman's Kriek | 4.0% | Amber | Lambic | DAMN, this is as close to CoolAid as beer can get! | |
Lindeman's Peche | 4.0% | Amber | Lambic | DAMN, this is as close to CoolAid as beer can get! | |
Pauwel Kwak | 8.0% | Amber | ? | ||
Triple Karmeliet | 8.0% | Pale | ? |
Canada | % | Color | Brew |
China | % | Color | Brew |
Czech Republic | % | Color | Brew |
Denmark | % | Color | Brew |
France | % | Color | Brew |
Germany | % | Color | Brew |
Did I mention that if your looking here for an impartial and painstaking
meticulous diatribe on the fermented grains of the world that you are hopelessly
daft.
Free YOUR mind from being trapped. |
I don't like spam and firmly belive the only good spammer is a dead one.
Thank you fellow antispammers
Hey.. I have another idea. Mustnotakilledthatbraincell yet.
woo hoo..
It's COASTERS baby.. nothing but COASTERS.. Yea.. them little
pieces of cardbordy goodness that keep sticking to the bottom of your beer
and ensure the collected beersweat is properly transported to your lap.
Single Sided | |||||
Brewing Company Coasters | |||||
GUINNESS!! BOW TO THE
ALMIGHTY GUINNESS! |
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The Great GUINNESS Toast.
Be there or be sober. :) |
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If your having mooshead
your grabbin antler. |
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DomestICK Coasters | |||||
CorporatCoasters | |||||
OOOO Recycle symbols are
so sexy on a beer. BEER epitomizes the recycle process. |
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Bar Coasters | |||||
I WILL DO SOMETHING WITH THIS STUFF.
Australia | Foster's Lager | 4.90% | Pale |
Belgium | Lindeman's Framboise | 4.00% | Amber |
Belgium | Lindeman's Kriek | 4.00% | Amber |
Belgium | Lindeman's Peche | 4.00% | Amber |
Belgium | Hoegaarden White | 5.00% | Pale |
Belgium | Leffe Blond | 6.60% | Pale |
Belgium | Abbaye De Floreffe DoubleCuvee | 7.00% | Dark |
Canada | Labatt Blue | 5.00% | Pale |
Canada | Mooshead | 5.00% | Pale |
Czech | Pilsner Urquell | 4.40% | Pale |
Germany | Beck's Original | 4.70% | Pale |
Germany | Bitburger Premium Pils | 4.80% | Pale |
Germany | Warsteiner | 4.80% | Pale |
Germany | Beck's Dark | 4.80% | Dark |
Germany | Paulaner Premium Lager | 4.90% | Pale |
Germany | Warsteiner Premium Dunkle | 4.90% | Dark |
Germany | Erdinger Weisbier | 5.00% | Pale |
Germany | Franziskaner Hefe-Weizen | 5.00% | Pale |
Germany | Spaten Pils | 5.00% | Pale |
Germany | Spaten Premium Lager | 5.20% | Pale |
Germany | Konig Ludwig Weiss | 5.40% | Pale |
Germany | Hacker-Pschorr Dunkle Weisse | 5.50% | Amber |
Germany | Paulaner Hefe-Weizen | 5.60% | Pale |
Germany | Hacker-Pschorr Weisse | 5.70% | Pale |
Germany | Franziskaner Alt Brown | 5.70% | Amber |
Germany | Paulaner Octoberfest | 5.80% | Amber |
Germany | Spaten Optimator Ur-Marzen | 6.00% | Amber |
Germany | Paulaner Salvator Dopplebock | 7.50% | Dark |
Germany | Spaten Optimator Dopplebock | 7.50% | Dark |
Ireland | Guinness Stout | 4.00% | Dark |
Ireland | Beamish Stout | 4.10% | Dark |
Ireland | Murphy's Irish Stout | 4.30% | Dark |
Ireland | Murphy's Irish Amber | 5.00% | Amber |
Mexico | Dos Equis Amber Lager | 5.00% | Amber |
Netherlands | Amstel Lite | 3.50% | Pale |
Netherlands | Heineken Lager | 5.00% | Pale |
United Kingdom | Tennent's Scottish Lager | 4.00% | Pale |
United Kingdom | Bass Ale | 4.50% | Amber |
United Kingdom | Fuller's | 4.70% | Amber |
United Kingdom | John Courage | 4.70% | Amber |
United Kingdom | McEwan's India Pale Ale | 4.70% | Amber |
United Kingdom | Newcastle Brown Ale | 4.70% | Amber |
United Kingdom | Boddington's Pub Ale | 4.80% | Pale |
United Kingdom | Fuller's | 4.80% | Amber |
United Kingdom | Harp Lager | 5.00% | Pale |
United Kingdom | Fuller's London Porter | 5.40% | Dark |
United Kingdom | Whitbread Pale Ale | 5.70% | Amber |
United Kingdom | Fuller's | 5.90% | Amber |
United Kingdom | Fuller's | 5.90% | Amber |
United Kingdom | Blackthorn Dry Cider | 6.00% | Pale |
USA | Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat | 3.71% | Pale |
USA | Boulevard Pale Ale | 3.89% | Amber |
USA | Leinenkugel Honey-Wheat | 4.00% | Pale |
USA | Pyramid Coastline Ale | 4.20% | Pale |
USA | Leinenkugel Red | 4.20% | Amber |
USA | Boulevard Dry Stout | 4.21% | Dark |
USA | Boulevard Bully! Porter | 4.35% | Dark |
USA | Shiner Blonde | 4.40% | Pale |
USA | Shiner Bock | 4.41% | Dark |
USA | Rolling Rock Extra Pale | 4.50% | Pale |
USA | Samuel Adam's Bosten Lager | 4.75% | Amber |
USA | Anchor Steam Beer | 4.80% | Amber |
USA | Ace Pear Cider | 5.00% | Pale |
USA | Pete's Strawberry Blonde | 5.00% | Pale |
USA | Pyramid Apricot Ale | 5.10% | Pale |
USA | Rouge Golden Ale | 5.10% | Pale |
USA | Pyramid Draught Pale Ale | 5.10% | Amber |
USA | Pyramid Hefe-Weizen | 5.20% | Pale |
USA | Rogue Yellow Snow | 5.20% | Pale |
USA | Rougue Shakespear Stout | 5.20% | Dark |
USA | Pete's Wicked Ale | 5.30% | Amber |
USA | Sierra Nevada Pale Ale | 5.60% | Amber |
USA | Anchor Porter | 5.70% | Dark |
USA | Anchor Liberty Ale | 5.90% | Amber |
USA | Samuel Adam's Hardcore Cider | 6.20% | Pale |
USA | Rouge Dead Guy Ale | 6.60% | Amber |
USA | Pyramid India Pale Ale | 6.70% | Amber |
USA | Anchor Old Foghorn | 10.00% | Dark |