- If you set your expectations low enough this site is exactly where you want to be.
Ten minutes and a baseball bat, that's all I want.
|"Everybody has to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another drink." --W.C. Fields
"I belive I'll join you" -- Rev. Beergoggles
A short word about spam.
Don't send me any unless you want a free server security check.
Sending me spam will result in a minimum of 1Gig of data pulled from your server.
Repeat the spamming and things will get much much worse.
IAW Public Law No: 108-187 the sending of spam in the United States is now a felony.
As such you may face criminal charges for your actions, seizure of your assets,
or loss of connectivity. Furthermore countries such as China have decided to
enforce the letter of this law. (Yea.. I checked for flying pigs also).
Any person who initiates the transmission, to a protected computer in the United States, of an unsolicited commercial electronic mail message, with knowledge and intent that the message contains or is accompanied by header information that is materially false or materially misleading shall be fined or imprisoned for not more than 1 year, or both, under this title. For purposes of this subsection, header information that is technically accurate but includes an originating electronic mail address the access to which for purposes of initiating the message was obtained by means of false or fraudulent pretenses or representations shall be considered materially misleading.
|Cool logo from IMBJR!|
And now for the BEER.
My pub of choice is Tapwerks although their webpage stinks the beer is overpriced and the patrons aren't near rowdy enough it's still a good place to tie one on.
Beers- This list will grow slowly as I peel labels from bottles and myself from the bar floor.
Alas quite a few of my beers come from
the tap, so labels aren't gonna cut it now are they. The pub frowns
on my snagging taps.
|Mexican||Pacifico||A good smooth drinking beer that's just slightly better than warm piss and not quite as alcoholic. If your searching for a cheap buzz this isn't the beer for you. Unless your anemic. Goes well with a lime. Goes better with a long tall blond.||OK+|
|When life hands you lemons, make lemonade..|
For the unknowing, OK+ means the beer is (supposedly) higher than 3.2% in Oklahoma. I think of it as a good warning sign as any beer that bows to this states ridiculous beverage laws has lost all hope.
Some locally available beers:
|Cooper's Sparkling Ale||5.8%||Pale||Ale|
|Two Dog's Rasberry||4.2%||Pale||Ale|
|Abbaye De Floreffe DoubleCuvee||7.0%||Dark||Trappiste Ale||Dunno. Got that soap taste to me.|
|Chimay Cinq Cents||8.0%||Pale||Trappiste Ale|
|Chimay Premier||7.0%||Amber||Trappiste Ale|
|Hoegaarden White||5.0%||Pale||Wheat||I like Konig Ludwig Weiss just a smidge better|
|Lindeman's Framboise||4.0%||Amber||Lambic||DAMN, this is as close to CoolAid as beer can get!|
|Lindeman's Kriek||4.0%||Amber||Lambic||DAMN, this is as close to CoolAid as beer can get!|
|Lindeman's Peche||4.0%||Amber||Lambic||DAMN, this is as close to CoolAid as beer can get!|
Did I mention that if your looking here for an impartial and painstaking
meticulous diatribe on the fermented grains of the world that you are hopelessly
|Free YOUR mind from being trapped.|
I don't like spam and firmly belive the only good spammer is a dead one.
Thank you fellow antispammers
Hey.. I have another idea. Mustnotakilledthatbraincell yet.
It's COASTERS baby.. nothing but COASTERS.. Yea.. them little
pieces of cardbordy goodness that keep sticking to the bottom of your beer
and ensure the collected beersweat is properly transported to your lap.
|Brewing Company Coasters|
|GUINNESS!! BOW TO THE
|The Great GUINNESS Toast.
Be there or be sober. :)
|If your having mooshead
your grabbin antler.
|OOOO Recycle symbols are
so sexy on a beer. BEER epitomizes
the recycle process.
I WILL DO SOMETHING WITH THIS STUFF.
|Belgium||Abbaye De Floreffe DoubleCuvee||7.00%||Dark|
|Germany||Bitburger Premium Pils||4.80%||Pale|
|Germany||Paulaner Premium Lager||4.90%||Pale|
|Germany||Warsteiner Premium Dunkle||4.90%||Dark|
|Germany||Spaten Premium Lager||5.20%||Pale|
|Germany||Konig Ludwig Weiss||5.40%||Pale|
|Germany||Hacker-Pschorr Dunkle Weisse||5.50%||Amber|
|Germany||Franziskaner Alt Brown||5.70%||Amber|
|Germany||Spaten Optimator Ur-Marzen||6.00%||Amber|
|Germany||Paulaner Salvator Dopplebock||7.50%||Dark|
|Germany||Spaten Optimator Dopplebock||7.50%||Dark|
|Ireland||Murphy's Irish Stout||4.30%||Dark|
|Ireland||Murphy's Irish Amber||5.00%||Amber|
|Mexico||Dos Equis Amber Lager||5.00%||Amber|
|United Kingdom||Tennent's Scottish Lager||4.00%||Pale|
|United Kingdom||Bass Ale||4.50%||Amber|
|United Kingdom||John Courage||4.70%||Amber|
|United Kingdom||McEwan's India Pale Ale||4.70%||Amber|
|United Kingdom||Newcastle Brown Ale||4.70%||Amber|
|United Kingdom||Boddington's Pub Ale||4.80%||Pale|
|United Kingdom||Harp Lager||5.00%||Pale|
|United Kingdom||Fuller's London Porter||5.40%||Dark|
|United Kingdom||Whitbread Pale Ale||5.70%||Amber|
|United Kingdom||Blackthorn Dry Cider||6.00%||Pale|
|USA||Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat||3.71%||Pale|
|USA||Boulevard Pale Ale||3.89%||Amber|
|USA||Pyramid Coastline Ale||4.20%||Pale|
|USA||Boulevard Dry Stout||4.21%||Dark|
|USA||Boulevard Bully! Porter||4.35%||Dark|
|USA||Rolling Rock Extra Pale||4.50%||Pale|
|USA||Samuel Adam's Bosten Lager||4.75%||Amber|
|USA||Anchor Steam Beer||4.80%||Amber|
|USA||Ace Pear Cider||5.00%||Pale|
|USA||Pete's Strawberry Blonde||5.00%||Pale|
|USA||Pyramid Apricot Ale||5.10%||Pale|
|USA||Rouge Golden Ale||5.10%||Pale|
|USA||Pyramid Draught Pale Ale||5.10%||Amber|
|USA||Rogue Yellow Snow||5.20%||Pale|
|USA||Rougue Shakespear Stout||5.20%||Dark|
|USA||Pete's Wicked Ale||5.30%||Amber|
|USA||Sierra Nevada Pale Ale||5.60%||Amber|
|USA||Anchor Liberty Ale||5.90%||Amber|
|USA||Samuel Adam's Hardcore Cider||6.20%||Pale|
|USA||Rouge Dead Guy Ale||6.60%||Amber|
|USA||Pyramid India Pale Ale||6.70%||Amber|
|USA||Anchor Old Foghorn||10.00%||Dark|